I’ll give you a clearer picture of what I’d be like, in character form.
1. She’s a bit bossy, a control freak, and doesn’t want her kids to do any of the stuff she did when she was younger. Oh Claire, Modern Family somehow made you neurotic but lovable. Wait, neurotic people can be lovable, right? Right!?!
2. He sings everything that he does and wants to save the world. Boom! My songwriting skills rival Taylor SwiftKanye Phoebe Buffay. Think Smelly Cat. Oh and by day, I work for a childhood cancer non-profit. See? Marshall and I just might be M.F.E.O. (name that movie) or the exact same person.
3. If you don’t recognize this epic meltdown, we can’t be friends. Okay, we can, but only if you promise to watch Steel Magnolias ASAP (what on earth did you do on sick days as a kid?). M’lynn worries. About everything. And when her worries wind up being justified, she loses her shit. M’lynn is my homegirl.
If someone was a combination of the above,
dog obsessed,
and loved that’s-what-she-said jokes,
wouldn’t that just be the perfect character?
Couldn’t keep a straight face on that one.
To put nicely, they’d be “quirky”.
That’s me.
Though I totally wish I could tell you that I’d be some combination of these cool characters.
I’m just not that chill/non-traditional/clever.
For the record, Naveed would be alarmingly like Ross from Friends.
It’s probably one of the reasons I fell in love with him.