2. I cannot clean up after myself. Neither can Naveed. It’s not like we didn’t know that already, it’s just that I had no idea how hard it would be to keep the house clean between a 5pm appointment and an 8pm. We cannot do it. Cue oh-my-god-they’re-here dash to throw everything in the closet.
3. Not everyone thinks it’s super awesome that I have a framed replica Harry Potter wand on my wall. Those people suck.
4. Our apartment maybe smells a little bit like dog smothered in yankee candle.
5. Last and most importantly, I cannot contain the real version of me. What I think generally flies out of my mouth. I’m a little too loud and I’m never afraid to drop the line I always think is hilarious — that’s what she said. Note to self: Not appropriate in all social situations.