“Old Person” Stuff That Now Sounds Fun

Golden Girls

  • Ballroom dancing lessons
  • Michael Buble concerts
  • Calligraphy
  • Personal enrichment courses
  • Drinking because you actually like the flavor
  • Not drinking
  • Cruises
  • Playing Bridge (what is Bridge? I just want to play games with my old lady friends)
  • Getting socks as a gift
  • Visiting Alaska
  • Wanting a cell phone that has actual buttons
  • Reading Nora Roberts novels
  • Boldly farting in public and having no shame (probably because you didn’t even hear it)
  • Having people drive you around all the time
  • Going to dinner at 4:30pm
  • Visiting the library
  • Having a signature shade of lipstick in an obnoxious color

Basically old age looks super fun. Will you judge me if I start doing these things now? No? Good.

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