“Old Person” Stuff That Now Sounds Fun

Golden Girls

  • Ballroom dancing lessons
  • Michael Buble concerts
  • Calligraphy
  • Personal enrichment courses
  • Drinking because you actually like the flavor
  • Not drinking
  • Cruises
  • Playing Bridge (what is Bridge? I just want to play games with my old lady friends)
  • Getting socks as a gift
  • Visiting Alaska
  • Wanting a cell phone that has actual buttons
  • Reading Nora Roberts novels
  • Boldly farting in public and having no shame (probably because you didn’t even hear it)
  • Having people drive you around all the time
  • Going to dinner at 4:30pm
  • Visiting the library
  • Having a signature shade of lipstick in an obnoxious color

Basically old age looks super fun. Will you judge me if I start doing these things now? No? Good.

  • I am guilty of either liking or committing all of the above! 🙂

  • hahaha omg this was the best post ever! I want to do all of those things, I am such an old lady! Loved this, it made me smile! 🙂

  • Wait a minute. I do some of these things now. Crap….

  • This is amazing. Kinda scary that I do a ton of those now {no worries, luckily not the farting}. I would add to the list being able to drink a ton of wine and say ridiculous things and no one can judge you because you’re old. That sounds awesome to me.

    Alison, http://lavieambrose.blogspot.com/

  • Welp, you’ve just classified me as an old lady! 😉 please start doing these things now so I don’t feel so old! I won’t judge!

  • haha i love this. it’s so true! also love your pin sidebar thing, so cool!

  • I already do a lot of these! I guess I’m “old”!

  • Old age is super fun. I learned that from my grandmother. Also when you’re that age you can say all the things that it’s not politically correct to say and blame it on being senile.

  • Michael Buble? Yes. Library? Yes. Early dinner? Yes. Socks? Yes. Ballroom dancing? Yes. Let’s both be old ladies!

  • It’s literally terrifying to me that I’m not yet 21 & this list sounds insanely appealing to me.

  • Oh my gosh, this is incredible. I’m only 21 and a senior in college but this is too true to handle. Cruises, never driving, and awkward meal times sound like heaven on earth right now. Also, history channel documentaries and food channel reality shows while drinking cranberry juice before an 8:30 bedtime on a Friday night. So good.

  • Frequenting my local library is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made!!! I used to be one of those that HAD to buy my own book and keep it on a shelf till the end of times (because I tend to not re-read books), but I got over that when I realized I could read as many books (also watch as many movies, and listen to as many cds) as I want…for free. You can’t beat free. Um and cruises? Went on one for my honeymoon, and we would love to do it again…and again…and again.

  • This is honestly the best post ever! So creative and SO true. I love doing a lot of those things so I guess I’m old too! haha Great job 🙂

  • I love getting warm, fuzzy socks! And all of these things sound fun!

  • Haha. I am totally guilty of so many of these, especially eating dinner early.

    The Grass Skirt

  • Calligraphy, the library, Alaska and having people drive you? Yes please, sign me up!

  • Maybe getting older isn’t so bad after all!

  • I want ALL of these.

  • Visiting the library is already one of my favorite things!! GAHHH I’m old! haha

  • Card games… I shamelessly love them! (But I have no idea how to play Bridge.)

  • I may or may not already do several of these things..haha

  • Haha my great grandmother had no problem farting in public and acting like nothing happened… or maybe you’re right, maybe she just didn’t hear it.

  • Coming from someone who has a lot of old people friends (my mom takes care of old people and I’ve been making besties with them since I was 2), this list is fantastic. My old lady friends LOVE bingo and its so fun to go. They drink hot totties and never even catch a buzz. They seriously microwave their whiskey. These ladies are more bad ass than I could ever be

  • My favorite old lady activity is probably going to Bingo. I have a great time there, hahaha…Pretty soon I’ll be buying one of those bags to arrange my dabbers in. Just joking…sort of.

  • Love this post!! So many of these things sound good to me… am I really getting that old?! lol

  • No judgement here! It all sounds great to me! 🙂

  • Ace

    I like all of these things. Wanna put on muumuus, grab a coffee cup full bourbon, sit on the porch, and rock all day? K great. Meet you there.

  • hahahahaha “boldly farting in public”

  • All of these sound like awesome ideas to me… but especially I’m a huge fan of eating dinner at 4:30.

  • Cruises are awesome! Probably the best way to travel and see things. No matter how old I get, I’ll never get enough hehe

  • Couldn’t agree with you more!

  • You’ll find no judgemtn from me! I already get excited over getting socks as a gift and read Nora Roberts novels. I’m also a frequent patron of my towns library, as in once a week.

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