Oh, You’re Famous? I Don’t Care.

As a big fan of the E! network, Us Magazine, and People.com, I consider myself something of a celeb expert. Fortunately, reading blogs has kept my celebsession in check a bit, since I’m reading about you all instead of them. Swapping one problem out for another is a great solution, right?
But back to the celebs.
Want to know what some D list star named their kid? 
I got you. (Rainbow Aurora?!?)
Who would I chose to be my celeb parents? 
Why Jennifer Garner and Hugh Jackman, of course. 

I love seeing celebrities do normal people stuff. I just love it.
Want to know which celeb just revealed she had a preventative mastectomy? 
Angelina Jolie. She even wrote a piece for the NY Times about it.
And you can bet I was on the edge of my seat waiting for someone to determine whether the future queen of hip-hop (and the closest thing to American royalty) was named Ivy Blue or Blue Ivy. 

Shoulda gone with Ivy Blue, Beyonce. Or just another name all together. 
Sorry I’m not sorry.
But somehow, in all my celebsession, there are a few people who seem to come up a lot and I just have no clue who they are. Are they famous for just being famous, Kardashian style? Although we all know we can learn a lot from the Kardashians.
No, these ladies are a much bigger question mark.
Daisy Lowe

If she’s making it socially acceptable for me to go out in public with my hair like that, I like her. But what does she do? And why is she famous?
Olivia Palermo

Alright, you’d have to be a dummy to not know that she has a blog. But I definitely didn’t know until Bloglovin’ became a “thing” and now she’s always a top blog. 
But other than that, what does she do? Did she become famous for the blog or did she start a blog because she got famous?
Rachel Roy

Every time I read her name somewhere I think, um, it’s Rachael RAY. And then I realize they’re talking about a completely different person. Who and why? 
I don’t care, make me a 30 minute meal!

Lana Del Ray

Rumor has it she sings. And there is some controversy surrounding her but I have no idea what it’s all about. Lana, what are you so famous for? It can’t just be your music cause I heard one song and was like um, what? 
No thank you.
So even though I do follow the celeb gossip a little too closely, these I still haven’t figured out.
But I can assure you, if I ever saw Taza walking the streets of New York, Eleanor and Samson in tow, I would lose my shit (isn’t this the grossest but funniest expression?). I really would. I guess the blog world has taken over my brain!
Now head over to Venus Trapped in Mars where I’m competing for a blate with Venus herself! 

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