Never Have I Ever

Who played this game in college?
I know I played many a round.
Why not play it in the blog world? 
Let’s go.
Never have I ever:
1. Bought a Mac product. The makeup that is. All the bitches popular girls in high school loved to deck out their eyelids in 8 different colors and I thought they looked crazy. Cause they did. So I avoided the place.

You will never see me looking like this.

2. Done the Harlem shake. Is it a song? Is it a dance move? Someone fill me in. It looks like a lot of flailing and let me tell you, that is something I could be good at.
3. Worn a headband, headscarf, or those hippie things you people seem to love in the blog world. And not because I don’t like them. They fly off my head like rubber bands off a 5th graders sling shot. Misshapen head, perhaps?
4. Considered trading in my car. Even though the paint is doing a not cute stripey thing. 

5 Hooked up with a Pike guy. BAM! If you were all my sorority sisters I would have just gotten at least half of you.
6. Eaten veal, duck, or lamb. Even when I wasn’t a vegetarian, those were off limits. Too cute!
7. Wanted a little dog. I’m just not that girl.

Enjoying a little Breaking Dawn Part 2 on Friday night.

8. Broken a bone, gotten a cavity, or been to the hospital.

9. Bought anything designer. Just give me the knock off, I can’t tell the difference.
I’m going to leave it at an awkward 9. Cause that’s just how I roll. 

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