Listen, sports aren’t my thing. If I was ever playing sports, it was P.E. class and I was well on my way to a B-. If I’m watching sports, I’m in it for the nachos. And if the boyf is watching sports, well I’m in the other room watching the Kardashians. Like I said, they aren’t my thing.
That being said, here are some sports I would totally rock at. You know, if they were actually sports.
Costume Wearing
If I’m wearing a costume while playing Pub Golf, then does it count?
Ice Dancing
Okay, if it’s in the Olympics, then it’s a real sport. And I swear, I could have been good at it. Yes, this non-athlete started ice skating at age 3. I still practice my moves on occasion. You know, in my living room.
Archie gave me a 9.6. He marked 0.4 off for not giving him a treat as payment for his judging services.
Speaking on behalf of Animals
In college, we had this duck couple that hung around our house. I named them Matilda and Jeffrey (though Jeffrey had a lisp so he pronounced his name Jethry).
It’s basically my thing.
Sailor Waving
I’ll forever be a Delta Gamma. Even if a now former DG earned the title “Most Deranged Sorority Girl in America” with an email that was unabashedly cray cray.
I only get like that if I drink Tequila, I promise.
Anchor scouting
True to Delta Gamma form. I have 847 anchors all over my house. And I’m always wearing at least one. It’s like my mind is programed to find them in any and every store. I 100% could do this competitively.
Phone forgetting
The #1 phrase I say most often:
“I can’t find my phone.”
It’s never lost. Always misplaced. I’m not sure how this could become a sport but I know I could do it in the shortest time possible.
So you see, there are plenty of things that, if turned into a competitive sport, I would excel at. Until then, I’ll wear my costumes and sit in the stands. Thankyouverymuch.
Let it be known that I’ve never participated in #backthatazzup Friday. Until now. I’m generally not a music person, if you can believe that. But since I’m writing to you from the car on hour 1 of our road trip, I thought it was appropriate.
I present to you, a song YOU HAVE TO HEAR to believe.
Yes friends, that is a disney/rap mashup. You’re welcome.
My childhood.. is officially RUINED with that song.. but I kinda had to listen to this more than once to believe it’s real. I may possibly beat you at competitive phone losing though!
This was so cute Nadine! I love your take on the link up! I also am a professional animal speaker. I sometimes use the dog to “tell” my husband things he should do so “I” don’t sound like a nag. It is a very grown up way to handle situations! And I give you props for staying true to your sorority! I’m an AOII and if there is a panda on it, I will buy it no matter how ugly it is. I can’t get into this owl decor craze because HELLO! I was not a chi o! I have to explain that to non sorority friends when we are shopping and they want me to like something owl.
I noticed that once you join a sorority, you basically pick one of their symbols and obsesses over it. I’m a Kappa Kappa Gamma. Every time I see an owl or fleur de lis I think it has to be mine… Because it does… By the way, I would probably come in second when it comes to speaking for animals. And P.E. was my first ever C hahaha.
love this! i’m 100% sports useless, so I would have to come up with a fake sport in order to be good at anything. love archie watching your ice dancing! — jackie – jade and oak — jewelry giveaway
I too would excel on talking on behalf of animals and phone losing. I sometimes amaze myself at how I can misplace my phone after I was just using it. Like, instantly misplace it. I may also have looked for it once or twice while it was in my hand… maybe while I was talking on it.
Such a fun idea for this link up!! I would win at losing my keys and dropping huge stacks of paper at work. And I could seriously use some of your expertise when it comes to costume wearing 🙂
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