His Alternate Life

Howdy people that are readers of Back East Blonde. Please don’t change the channel yet, because even though Nadine isn’t here with you today, I AM and I’m going to talk about Nadine. So she’s here in spirit so you may as well stick around. I’m Sarah from Venus Trapped in Mars!

So as you know, Nadine has a little big muffin cake of joy named, Archie. I actually have two dogs, myself! I have a quaint little Jack Russell who is nothing short of psychotic, her name is Venus. I also have the sweetest little pup in all the land named General Neyland. He is named after one of the greatest football coaches of all time from the University of Tennessee. Weird name for a dog? Maybe.

So later that day I got to thinking… (yes I’m a big SATC fan, duh)

What if I had adopted Archie, and not Nadine? Would he have a better life? Would he be happier? Let’s find out…

We would do so many activities together, his favorite hobby would be to go fishin’ with me on Sunday afternoons.

He would have other pups to play with at all hours of the day. He would never have to be alone.

We would hang out on the couch and watch Real Housewives of Orange County marathons, instead of that Kardashian nonsense. 
The dog park would be our second home! 
And the amount of sleeping we would all do. It would be amazing! 
Alright alright alright…. maybe it is best if Archie stays with Nadine. It was fun to play make-believe if even just for a few minutes! Come see me and tell General and Venus hi! And hurry, because they make fun of me when no one visits the blog…. Such bullies. 

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  • This is cute!!! I love Sarah!

  • Hahahaha this post is great! Nice photoshop skills

    <3, Charlotte

  • I think it’s totally okay to name a pet after a football coach. I know fellow Hokie fans who’ve named animals after buildings on campus.

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    I love Venus Trapped in Mars! Thank you for sharing a bit of Nadine with us. 🙂

    Ana Paula
    {Visit me at Mommyhood, PhD}

  • I like the naming your pup after a coach…it works. 🙂

  • This is a great guest post, I love you both!

    Sparkles and Shoes

  • LOL Sarah is the best. This is pure awesomeness.

  • Any guest post involving dogs is the best – although it kind of sounds like she might steal yours so watch out.

  • I think the Bravo marathons take the cake..Archie would love it…But he may miss wearing hot pink sports bras on occasion…

  • This was awesome- so thoughtful and fun!

  • so cute hahaha

  • I love Sarah — but after the VMAs, I just cannot look at another foam finger with a straight face! 🙂


  • This is adorable!

  • So cute! They’re all adorable pups and would definitely have fun adventures together.

  • Haha this is so funny! Archie is honestly the cutest dog I’ve ever seen. And his mannerisms seem hilarious!

  • This is an adorable guest post!

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