10 Signs You Wasted Your Weekend

1. At this very moment, you can’t recall what you did on Saturday. Keep thinking. Still nothing? That’s the first sign.
2. The fact that you can’t remember has nothing to do with alcohol. (okay, there are a few empty wine glasses hanging by the sink but it wasn’t that much) No beer gardens were visited, no vineyards either. Not even a regular old bar. You just did a whole lotta nothing. And whole lotta Netflix.
3. You watched either 4 or 10 episodes of Say Yes to the Dress in a row and you’re not sure which. A lot of time passed. That’s all you’re sure of.

4. The leggings you woke up in on Monday morning are the same ones you wore to bed on Friday night. 
5. You’ve got a heaping pile of clean laundry. Don’t pretend like you accomplished something. The worst part is yet to come (folding).


6. You had your heart set on catching up on blog stuff. Answering emails, organizing sponsors, and actually writing posts ahead of time. But now you’ve got nothing written and that little red number above your Mailbox app is verging on 100. Oops.
7. You know exactly what that girl who moved away after 9th grade is doing with her life. And your 5th grade boyfriend. And you’ve got all the deets on the rings, wedding dates, and children of every one of your sorority sisters. Damn you, Facebook.

8. You ate a ton of food and yet you aren’t really sure you had a meal. If the recycling bin is any indication, it was pizza, white wine, and oh wait, more takeout. 
9. You watched 87 makeup and hair tutorials on Youtube and yet you’re now sitting at your desk at work with your hair thrown up in a pony tail, wearing mascara you applied at a red light.
10. The phrase “mother of dragons” means nothing to you. Which means you didn’t watch Game of Thrones Sunday night. 

Do any or all of the above describe you? 
We’ve all been there. 
No judgement.
Though my weekend was spent in New York and looked a little something like this:

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  • I love Say Yes to the Dress! That is definitely not wasting your weekend hahah

  • Haha, this cracked me up! I wish that I could say I had an unproductive weekend like that! 😉 But I think the whole “clean laundry” thing applies to me all the time. I always have time to throw laundry in and move it around, but it sits in the basket in the corner of my room, clean, for weeks because I’m too lazy and dread putting it all away!


  • Several of these apply to me, especially the eating a lot of food, but not being able to recall eating a meal, and of course the huge mountain of laundry.

  • Haha super cute! I love the facebook stalking and the netflix. This weekend was crazy busy but I actually can’t wait to have at least part of a lazy netflix binge eating fest in the near future.

  • Yikes. That does sound remarkably similar to my weekend… xx

  • Yes to all except I watched CHEERS instead of Say Yes to the Dress 😉

  • Hahaha , no lie. I just wasted my weekend , oh boy you wrote it right #8!

  • yep, guilty of a few of these! Especially piling my laundry and not moving a bone during the Game of Thrones!

  • I didn’t even touch my laundry this weekend….I feel like a failure, LOL!!!!!!!!!

    xo Dinah @ sunshine super glam

  • Definitely signing up for that giveaway!
    And I’ve definitely been there, more than once too. And come Monday morning, I know I should be ashamed, but I’m not. This weekend I worked my days off from school away…
    <3 Kiersten

  • Haha! I’m taking this to mean I totally wasted my weekend–and I didn’t even get any of my laundry done!

  • I did watch Game of Thrones… but it was season 2. Ha. I haven’t even started season 3 yet.

    And I was busy this weekend. I was doing things ALL DAY on Saturday and I worked yesterday (yay for being a church worker. Sunday morning is a work day! Gross. Is it bad that I feel that way…?) and then all afternoon I layed around my apartment. I have a pile of dishes in my sink that need to be washed and I didn’t feel like making dinner so I got take out. I think I got some writing done at Starbucks. But I feel like nothing happened this weekend. AT ALL. Which is a lie, but that’s how I feel.

  • yay random food! haha, for once this wasn’t my weekend so I feel smug now. (no worries, I’m sure it’ll happen next week…)

  • Dude, I thought I was the only person in the whole world who didn’t watch Game of Thrones! I watched the first 2 episodes and decided it really wasn’t worth all the hype. Excuse me while I hibernate and gorge myself on Downton Abby.

  • You say “wasted” I say “excellent” weekend. Sounds perfect to me. I’m behind on GOT too though and I have to avoid Facebook all week to avoid spoilers!

  • This sounds like many of my weekends. AND I will be catching up on Game of Thrones tonight!

  • What a fun post! Also, the cartoon about laundry is my life.


  • haha love the leggings comment!

  • Your posts are always so funny! I just love your blog. 🙂

  • Is it bad that I have at least one weekend a month like this?

  • I love Friends and my husband and i are catching up on Game of Thrones. We just finished season 1. What a great show. Found you through the link up. Check out my blog for a stella & dot giveaway and join me this Thursday April 25 for my link up.



  • Pretty much my weekend in a nut shell because of my new pup.. Especially the Say Yes to the Dress part.. watched a few hours (idk how many) of that yesterday while hanging out with my box of wine. We keep it pretty classy over here. Now off to the fold the laundry.. But I don’t wannaaaa. Thanks for the laugh on a Monday! 🙂

  • Ahhh Game of Thrones was SO good last night! Probably my favorite episode yet. Can’t wait for you to catch up! I am so happy to have another girl who loves it too!

  • Every one of my weekends seems wasted so this post is extra amusing 🙂

    P.S. Found your blog through Olive & Ivy.

    -Amber Terry-

  • Haha I loved this!

  • Coming over from Olive & Ivy. Yes. Say Yes to the Dress is probably the last thing I remember before completely losing track of time this weekend.

  • love this!! 🙂 nothing wrong with a little wasted weekend every now and then!

  • oh man, this is completely me. sometimes it’s nice to do absolutely nothing during the weekend : ) newest follower!

  • number 6 is SOOOO me.

    and i so so os want to win that giveaway!

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